Some cool baby shower ideas food images:
lets make a baby!
Image by stefernie
so i’m throwing a baby shower for a friend and when talking of eating mexican food at the party, bart & i thought, hey! a pinata! and then, hey! what would be more amazing and tasteless than a pinata shaped like a baby? one full of candy and condoms! and so… we set out to make this awesome idea into an incredible reality.
cuddles!
Image by This Year’s Love
Time for bed! but there’s always time for a cuddle 
I have to be up at 6, shower, dress, be out the door by 7:20 to get to work at 8….and work until at least 6 in the evening. sigh.
Steve thought that I eat/bring food to work but it’s rare that I have the time for that. I asked him if he could spare time to go to Subway for me and he just gave me this look and said "Are you kidding? I was JUST there! And I’m the only one here!"
"No one ever asks me if I want something when you guys go get something to eat!? I never have time before work to eat and I barely have time to eat when I get home!"
"I always thought you ate here!"
"Well, you were wrong!"
"Okay, if I have time I’ll go."
"Thanks…."
But he didn’t have time/didn’t ask me and so I went home hungry but ate here….awesome microwave food.
In good, moving on news, I don’t talk about him outside of a funny story or something that happened at work. Like that food story was more to illustrate that I was hungry and they never ask me when they go out for food. dumbasses.
These two guys were cracking me up, the friend of the customer was berating him for paying so much to have a battery put in his car and they both bitched and whined. dude, the labor rate is posted. ask before you drop your car off! they give estimates! Steve was walking by wearing the Jeff work shirt and the funny friend goes "See! There’s one of them now! He’s laughing at you, right man? You’re like Oh there’s another one! Bend over!" and I just bit my lip as Steve gave them weird looks because he had just walked in and had no idea what they were talking about/referring to.
He walked by again and I said, "He just washes the cars."
"Oh!" the friend said. "And here I was thinking he was a mechanic. Now I’m even more embarrassed!" sure…
They were kind of ridiculous and then Steve had to wash the truck anyway.
I baked snickerdoodles before going to work while doing laundry and they went like hotcakes. The best part was denying Robert any!! he always steals way more than his share. This time he owed me a receipt from several days ago and I wanted that GD receipt and he was like "I know I left it at home!" and then demanded a cookie. I snatched them out of his reach and said, "Nope. Sorry."
"Now you’re just being a jerk!"
I grinned and knew I was really making him mad but it’s only payback for the misery he’s caused me. I blame him solely for ruining my chances with Steve. It has nothing to do with Steve not being interested–it’s all Robert’s fault!
Anyway. Yeah, Robert left without a cookie! It felt so good. I did offer him one, taking it out of the container and handing it to him.
"NO! I DON’T WANT ONE THAT YOU TOUCHED!"
"Well, I made them, so I touched all of them at one point or another."
"EW NO!"
"Get over it. My hands are clean."
"Let me pick one!!!" he whined.
::rolls eyes:: So he didn’t get one. Dumbass. I was like "Are you an only child? For real, you act like it. Stupid brat." He actually walked off to sulk. He’s such a friggin’ baby!
Well, anyway. Seven hours to sleep!
